The Most Bizarre Couple of Thailand

This is so cool!
Thailand women Kanchana Ketkaew is a world record holder for sleeping with 3400 scorpions for 32 days in 2002. This Thailand chick had once again broke her own record by sleeping with 5000 scorpions in Jan 2009. The nearest person trying to pull off the same stunt is a woman from Malaysia who had slept with 2700 scorpions.

Kanchana’s husband Bunthawee Sengwong is another world record holder, having the similar appetite, he had slept with 1000 centipedes for 28 days.

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Kanchana first met her husband when they were both performing their stunts at a snake farm. Soon they felt in love when they were touring together, according to Somporn Naksuetrong, general manager of Ripley's World of Entertainment, in Pattaya.

The pair got married on the 14th Feb 2006, however, instead of following Thai tradition and heading to a "wedding room" after exchanging vows, the pair climbs into a coffin.

Kanchana Ketkaew, 40 now, was at least stung 9 times for setting her record in 2002 and been stung another 13 times during the 2009 tour. Her body had developed an immune system against scorpion venom throughout the years.

OMG, damn it, love has got no boundaries and determination knows no limit. I am already crying like a pussy when I saw a baby scorpion.



Original Source: bbc.co.uk

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Horrible Parking Fail in Singapore

I guess by now, a lot of people have heard of 'People of Wal-Mart' dot com, an American blog that was launched in Nov 2009. Singapore have being as creative since 2006. There is a blog created to showcase the fail parking retards of Singapore.

Most of the posts were contributed by readers. The retards besides being an idiot in parking were also considered by many as inconsiderate assholes. In some cases, these idiots also pose a dangerous treat to unaware pedestrians and motorist. There were many supporters as well as haters. There is even a ‘Union’ created to shut down the damn blog.

The blog used to be very hot and its last post was seen in 2006 as well. Since, nobody knows what went wrong with the blog or its owner. The blog is still active today and also became a parking lot for spammers but without any updates. I have stunted 3 photos to describe what this blog is all about: “SHAMING INCONSIDERATE MOTORIST IN PUBLIC!” So, you can check if you are the "Marked" man in this blog.

All pictures are copyrighted to parkingidiots.blogspot.com

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Optimize Blogger Title Tag for SEO

The default Blogger will shows your blog title first to the people when they search for some random or specific keywords using Google or Yahoo. In another words, if you have 700 posting on Blogger and 400 posts get indexed by Google, all your 400 postings will look almost identical in Google's results page.

Most people enter a keyword or keywords in the search engines and when the results are out. They look at the result and guess, probably he or she will just make a bet to enter the site or not. Therefore, what is the likely thing that they will look for to make sure it is a safe bet before they click on the result link? The title! Exactly, I guess a 6th grader like me had figured it out.

Imagine, you had written some damn awesome tutorials about dog feeding and instead of "How to feed a Chi Wawa?” the search results page displayed "JennPetGarden - How to feed a Chi...." That goes to all your 400 "un" SEO postings. This SEO hack is the basic hack I believe every blogger on Blogger’s blog should use. Periods

The Method:
Log in to your Blogger’s dashboard, click on ‘LAYOUT’ tab and click on ‘EDIT HTML'. (Don't have to expand the widget templates).

Find this line near the top;

<title><data:blog.pageTitle/></title>

and replace with;

<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "index"'>
<title><data:blog.title/></title>
<b:else/>
<title><data:blog.pageName/></title>
</b:if>

click 'SAVE TEMPLATE' and you done.

This piece of code basically tells the search engines to display your blog's title if it is at the homepage. If it is at any pages other then the homepage, it will display the post's title instead.

Variation 1 - Displaying your post title followed by your blog title.

<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>
<title><data:blog.pageName/> | <data:blog.title/></title>
<b:else/>
<title><data:blog.pageTitle/></title>
</b:if>

Variation 2 - Customizing your results.
You can add your own text to the results as well. Look at the below code, it is so fun.

<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>
<title><data:blog.pageName/> | <data:blog.title/></title>
<b:else/>
<title><data:blog.pageTitle/> | First Online Pet Shop</title>
</b:if>

HOWEVER, I believe variation 2 is not friendly with Yahoo. What do you think?

Credit: BloggerBuster SEO Title

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The Most Sensitive Malaysian Couple I ever Seen - Part 2

Sent In: Shooi Hui

So now you probably haven’t stumble upon such people yet but hope you won’t. Its easy cause most of us can always tell what character the person is by first impression or for some of us acquaintance for a few times.

It all started with sensitivity in female, they are born with a sensitive nature to sound, movement and to the extent – even appearance. The couple I knew living downstairs (ground floor) is way off boundary cause by human nature to hear sound emitting from the 3rd floor to the ground floor is abnormal. And by this the couple is extremely abnormal. So I found out the identity of the couple as I was there for quite a long stay and got to know the inside out of their character well. It all started from the woman or shall I put it as immature mind of a young corrupt girl.

Saying this doesn’t mean that all women share the same characteristic but most of them are like her. Based on observation and close encounter, I managed to summarize her extra ability and personality. I didn’t want to follow her closely but due to her nature, I was forced to do so unwillingly.

Between 8am-9am every morning, she would throw a coin on the floor several times to wake me up from sleep. I didn’t realize the sound that woke me up was her throwing stuff but eventually I knew after she did it repeatedly that it got more obvious. That was the sign she uses. And then more sound came from her to show her dissatisfaction and dislike.

There’s a few tenant before me and all got the same treatment from her, she would do more obvious action so that each tenant was alerted of her dissatisfaction. She does not choose to tell the tenant but want to alert them by the sound she made. The tenants were unaware and carry on with their things. She started to complain and got mad for no reason. I even heard her banging the door and walking in and out of her room several times and doing weird stuff to alert tenants from 2nd up till 3rd floor. Sometimes, she even uses her boyfriend to alert the tenants. It got worse.

She’s in her mid-20s, doesn’t work doesn’t do anything in life. Don’t enjoy stepping out of the house either, not even for more than 30minutes. Usually, when she goes out she will return home as soon as possible. She hides in her room 24/7 and only her boyfriend drives out to buy food for her. So she’s always there in her hiding ground, all day all night. And we know she’s there and she exist. All of us tenants knew she doesn’t step out of the house too long. We also knew she doesn’t watch television in her room nor does anything in the house like house chores. It was so obvious because even the landlord knew her inside out when some previous tenants were too afraid to stay and move out soon before anything bad happens.

Every tenant has been affected by her action, and everyone is afraid. It was abnormal for a human to sensitive for every little sound made even on the 3rd floor. How do we know that she’s extremely sensitive? She always threw signs that she can hear and demanded us to follow. If not, she throw tantrum, cry and kick the door. Do more and kick a fuss for every single thing she doesn’t like, even small coffee cup sound. I heard it all because I tried to understand her nature, I was forced to.

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In Singapore - We are very Law

Singapore and Singaporean are very obsess with laws, just go Googling around, everything is about law. When we walking along the street, we will:"What is the law today?"

This post is to illustrate how 'Law' Singapore are.

First of all, Singapore's former Prime Minister Mr. Lee Kuan Yew, currently holding the position as the Minister Mentor is a law graduate from Cambridge University. (I hope i did get the facts right.)

Weird Singapore Laws

As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
Chewing bubblegum on the subway is an offense.
Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.
Eating raw fish while lecturing on Science is illegal. (Other subjects are okay.)
Failure to flush a public toilet after use is against the law.
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying,” I am a litterer." This will then be broadcast-ed on the local news.
It is against the law to speak to a donkey in Chinese.
It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.
It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing the street.
It is illegal to urinate in an elevator.
It's illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
The sale of bubblegum is prohibited.
During the long hours of winter darkness it is illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny.
Quote Source: weird-websites.info

A Singapore's movie entitled 'Just Follow Law' directed by Jack Neo was released in 2007 as well.

What does the picture below look like to you? Some kind of papyrus scroll that contains mystic healing secrets from the Egyptian? It is just some expat asking question about the laws in Singapore. Hmm, the response was quite good.

If you are still not convince about the awareness of laws in Singapore, there is a FaceBook Page created for weird Singapore's laws. (Not created by me.)

Well, actually Singaporean is not very 'Law' but very BAD ASS in fact.

AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO BECAUSE IT IS PROBABLY LEGAL AND NOT SO LAW



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