Horrible Parking Fail in Singapore

I guess by now, a lot of people have heard of 'People of Wal-Mart' dot com, an American blog that was launched in Nov 2009. Singapore have being as creative since 2006. There is a blog created to showcase the fail parking retards of Singapore.

Most of the posts were contributed by readers. The retards besides being an idiot in parking were also considered by many as inconsiderate assholes. In some cases, these idiots also pose a dangerous treat to unaware pedestrians and motorist. There were many supporters as well as haters. There is even a ‘Union’ created to shut down the damn blog.

The blog used to be very hot and its last post was seen in 2006 as well. Since, nobody knows what went wrong with the blog or its owner. The blog is still active today and also became a parking lot for spammers but without any updates. I have stunted 3 photos to describe what this blog is all about: “SHAMING INCONSIDERATE MOTORIST IN PUBLIC!” So, you can check if you are the "Marked" man in this blog.

All pictures are copyrighted to parkingidiots.blogspot.com

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In Singapore - We are very Law

Singapore and Singaporean are very obsess with laws, just go Googling around, everything is about law. When we walking along the street, we will:"What is the law today?"

This post is to illustrate how 'Law' Singapore are.

First of all, Singapore's former Prime Minister Mr. Lee Kuan Yew, currently holding the position as the Minister Mentor is a law graduate from Cambridge University. (I hope i did get the facts right.)

Weird Singapore Laws

As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
Chewing bubblegum on the subway is an offense.
Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.
Eating raw fish while lecturing on Science is illegal. (Other subjects are okay.)
Failure to flush a public toilet after use is against the law.
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying,” I am a litterer." This will then be broadcast-ed on the local news.
It is against the law to speak to a donkey in Chinese.
It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.
It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing the street.
It is illegal to urinate in an elevator.
It's illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
The sale of bubblegum is prohibited.
During the long hours of winter darkness it is illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny.
Quote Source: weird-websites.info

A Singapore's movie entitled 'Just Follow Law' directed by Jack Neo was released in 2007 as well.

What does the picture below look like to you? Some kind of papyrus scroll that contains mystic healing secrets from the Egyptian? It is just some expat asking question about the laws in Singapore. Hmm, the response was quite good.

If you are still not convince about the awareness of laws in Singapore, there is a FaceBook Page created for weird Singapore's laws. (Not created by me.)

Well, actually Singaporean is not very 'Law' but very BAD ASS in fact.

AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO BECAUSE IT IS PROBABLY LEGAL AND NOT SO LAW



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Girlfriend Complain about the Most Dilly Dally Pussy Boyfriend

How many times have you heard guys complaining about their girlfriend about being too ‘slow’? Okie, girls I am going to say this. It is unfair to you girls and this kind of prejudice is totally unacceptable. You girls are not doing this for yourself but for your partners’ right? Most of you take a long time to consider the best dressing option to turn up so not to embarrass your boyfriend in front of his friends but all he can say is you are too troublesome.

I received one complain of similar sort; however this time around, it is a guy being washy pushy. Suriawati complained that her boyfriend Anwar being such a pussy and pain in the ass.

The couple was testing out some clothing in Top Man Fashion Singapore. Actually, to be precise, it’s only Anwar who was testing out the t-shirts in the department store. It seems like as if Anwar is digging for the ‘Holy Grail’. All t-shirt in Top Man Fashion are on sales at $10 per piece but Anwar took a total of 134 mins before he picked TWO damn t-shirt and leave Top Man with his girlfriend.

This is as quote from Suriawati:

He tries almost every piece of cloth in the shop, one design three sizes S, M, L all he try. Then try already, ask me tight fitting better or baggy better. The same t-shirt with same picture design, 5 colors all he try finish. The retail assistant all is having a hard time serving him yet he is still not malu (embarrassed). Until, I really cannot take it, then I ask him just buy the bloody $20 t-shirt and go lah. I then stomp off the shop, don’t care.

Link To This Complain:
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Bolo Santosi – The Marketing Strategies of a Singaporean Revolutionary Leader

Her name is Bolo Santosi, is the new leader of the revolutionary army known as The Reapers. She is now using YouTube and FaceBook to expand her influence and hopefully succeed in revolutionizing. She simply complains too much. Whenever this bad ass appears, she will use her slogan: "My Name is Bolo Santosi!" She also starred in a U.S. game "Just Cause 2". Obviously she is a Singaporean. How can she hide that ascent and still want to be a revolutionary leader. PAP will invite her to a picnic soon.

This is her YouTube marketing strategy.






Bolo Santosi is using FaceBook now.

Let's see what people have to say...

Most of the times, people will find it very acceptable and cultural whenever a movies or the media of U.S. featuring countries such as Thailand, Cambodia or India.

Boro Santosi is not the first time that the media of U.S. mention about Singapore. The movie Pirates of the Caribbean 3 also feature Singapore as the Pirate’s stronghold.

In Singapore, whenever something like this happens, I don't know about the response whether is to complain, fun, entertainment, proud or insult.

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Attractive Singapore Girls Abusing her Beauty over Geeky Guys?

Complain by: Geeky Cheng
Physically attractive peoples tend to have a slight advantage in stands and rights over people that are of less pretty? What more unscrupulous is that most of them abuse and their gifted beauty over other less attractive people. I am still pondering how true this claim is. I heard this complain to me from a friend about an attractive lady that deleted him in Face book and MSN after she failed to get what she wants.

I have been working as a computer Technician in Singapore for 3 years. Recently, I get to know this Singapore girl named Fiona when I am attending my night classes in NTU. As far as to my acknowledgement, we were neutral friends working under the same project group. We would hang out very late in a group together in NTU to develop our project almost every night.




As a geek, I admit that I am not good with ladies and always the left over in my cahoots. I can say Fiona is physically attractive and I had tried to invite her to a dinner just with me for a couple of times but however I was rejected every time.

One fine day, Fiona called me during the afternoon when I was working. She said that her PC broke down and she had to get it fixed fast. She asks whether if I could help her fixed her PC immediately?

Therefore, I informed my boss and drove over to her place with the company van. After a thorough inspection, I realized her hard disk is causing the problem. I drove her PC back to my company and replaced the hard disk.

After that when I delivered her PC back to her flat, I also issued a receipt of S120 to her.

She asks me: “Are you serious that you want to charge me for that, I thought you said you were going to help me?”

My response was: “This is just the price of the new hard disk which I had taken from my company. I never charged you anything for the services or transports as I will handle these costs.”

Fiona replied: “Oh come on, the hard disk belongs to your company and you worked so hard for them. Just take lah, can do it just once. Nobody in your company care about this hard disk one lah. You still want to charge for helping a friend meh?”

I replied: “Ermm.., yup, I really need to pay my company for the hard disk if not I will get sacked, and I am not returning the PC until you paid for the hard disk.”

She pulls out her wallet and handed me the money and ask me to get out of her house immediately. After that, her attitude towards me starts to change. We never talk for the last 3 weeks until now, even when I tried to approach her. She would just ignore me and delete my contact in Face Book and MSN.

Seriously, I am still complaining to myself: “What is wrong with you? Why are you treating me as the bully when actually I feel that you are the bully instead, when you expect me to cover all the costs for your hard disk?”

Now who is being unreasonable????????

Link To This Complain:
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Is this a Mockery from Singapore on the English Standards of other nations?

I saw this post on Stomp Singapore and i thought this is the most ridiculous and corniest things I had ever seen.

Quoted from Stomp:

The abuse of the world's most widely-spoken language of public administration, English, in some countries is a primary factor in marring their international repute, says STOMPer Zen.

Worse, this abuse makes these countries laughing stocks as they are errors which are not only humorous, but ridiculous.

So, Zen hopes Singapore would not descend to this low level. How can investors and tourists take a country seriously when it can't even the most international language English right?

As a frequent traveler, he sees such abuse in countries like South Korea and Japan.

The author seems to jeer at non English speaking communities and thought that English is everything to this world.

Our Complain reporters hit the busy streets of Orchard Road and let’s see what people have to say?

Complain reporter: "What is your reaction if Stomp Singapore post an article that is trying to educate fellow Singaporeans about the standard of English by including some elements of mockery on other nations?"

And here are the responses so far;

Here are some verbal responses:

16 years old Ah Beng Tan says: "I dunno lah, don't ask me leh, my father come from Taiwan, my Mother come from Hong Kong and my friend all call me Bengster Tan but irony i dunno how to speak simple Canto or Minan Hokkien. Singapore's school say only talking Guai Lo... I fail my Ang Mo, now i end up all cannot speak, even more jialat. (worst)"

47 years old Politics Ah Kau says: "I strongly agreed that we should constantly upgrade ourselves and try to master English tapi (but) we should not be too Kiasu (paranoid) about it. My father from Shanghai is a CEO of Jin Jialat Water Pte. Ltd. and my mother is the GM of Obasan Technology Sdn. Bhd. They are not native English speaking people and their success is not owned because of English, now I am the director of both enterprise and I never pass my GCE 'O' level English."

30 years old Vietnamese’s expat Trung says: "Japan and Korea have very deep influence in the world in terms of culture and contributions and they have good inventions and products and their manual are all written in their native languages. They feel so proud about it. For example, who never heard of Sony, Samsung, LG, Toshiba, Mitsubishi or Toyota. How many nations know of the Singapore brand Enzer? You mean because English so important until these creative products cannot survive without English?"

55 years old 4D, Magnum, Toto and Dua Chai striker Ah Koon says: "Now a day, young people in the Singapura don't know how to speak Malayu only talking English because this is what the school teaches by default and we call our selves part of South East Asia or ASEAN surrounded by 4 Malay countries? How to Kao Puway (associate) with people? Later they Jia (Bully) you ah. Then never mind, even the own native languages also cannot talk... Isn't that we need to feel more ashamed rather than Japanese or Korean?"

King of Complain says:
"So please i know you have many thing to Kao Bei (Complain) tell me what is your Kao Bei and give me your best Kao bei in the below Kao Bei section.

Oh yah, you can catch the original Kao Bei from Stomp at [here]

For foreigners who can't understand Singapore's or Malaysia's Lingo in the above posting please drop a Kao Bei as well. You know you like to Kao Bei."

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I want to Complain about your Oranges

Fruit vendor employee (Ng Liap Nee) told us that he met a very angry and unreasonable Chinese customer (Lim Zhou Kong), demanding refund of two foul oranges that he recently bought from Tan.

Mr. Tan had told us that he sold the oranges in a box of 50 to Mr. Lim. After two days of purchase, Mr. Lim returned with his wife and a red plastic bag containing some oranges. He claimed that these oranges were bought from Tan.

At first, Lim told Tan that, he want a refund for some damaged oranges that he bought from Tan.

Tan ask Lim to be specified on the numbers of damaged oranges. Lim replied Tan that 2 of them were damaged upon purchase.

Tan told Lim that he is sorry that he is unable to refund or exchange the damaged oranges with Lim.

Tan told us that: "As you can see, the oranges comes in boxes of 50 oranges each and I don't sell individual orange, therefore I can't exchange the whole box of orange for the 2 damaged oranges that Lim complain about."

Tan told Lim that it was only 2 foul oranges out of the 50 oranges and he is very sorry that he can't do anything.

Lim immediately became so furious and Tan quote us a sentence that Lim said to him in English: "So 2 orange spoil never mind, you mean? You eat lah, the two spoil orange you eat lah, now you eat in front of me. I want you to eat the spoil orange in front of me then you can tell me never mind."

Tan remained silenced while Lim continued to spell his authorities: "I know who you are working for and I am very good friend of your director. I will make sure you learn what customer service is all about and you won't be in this line anymore."

The furious Lim then fumble off while still grumbling from his mouth to his wife, Tan quote us what he had heard when Lim fumbled off

"Can you believe this, I can't change the orange, and I am the customer you know. What kind of customer service is this?"

Tan further tell us that when this incident happens, it was still at the peak hour and there are still a lot of surrounding traffics and customers. Who really is the issue or problem, tell me what you think?

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Little Girl's Hand is Very Itchy

Ms. Chia Swee Ren, a full time general employee working in NTUC Fair Price of Singapore (Super mart Similar to Wal-Mart or Tesco) complained to us about a 70 years old defensive Granny and her little hero granddaughter.

While Granny was shopping in NTUC, her mischievous 4 years old granddaughter moved around the mart and pull out electric plugs like a hero!

Ms. Chia who was the main promoter for the desert corner had turned panicked when she found out that the ice creams inside the ice cream fridge were melting. She realized that the switch has being tampered with so she set foot to find out the culprit.

Ms. Chia had caught the granddaughter red handed while she (granddaughter) was busy unplugging the fridge containing yogurts. Chia hold the little girl's hand away and give a very light smack on the little girl's palm.

Ms. Chia gives the girl a stern look and tells her that it is wrong to do this. It was at this moment that granny appears; granny saw what Chia had done and started the big scene.

Granny demanded an apology from Ms. Chia and she wanted to see Chia's manager as well. Granny create a Hollywood scene and many onlookers stop by and "look see look see". Granny claimed in front of the public that Ms. Chia had bullied and hit her granddaughter hard without any reason.

Ms. Chia was very embarrassed by the scene and she tried explaining to granny that her granddaughter has been tampering with the electrical wirings. Chia also tried to explain that this is a very dangerous act and she also didn't hit her granddaughter. What she did was simply stopping what the girl is doing.

Despite what Ms. Chia was actually doing. The public seems to believe what granny is saying and Ms. Chia had to back off.

Granny then grabs her granddaughter's hand and went off.

Ms Chia told us that: “The ice creams are almost in a liquid state, I don't even intend to call the authorities, all I want is just to bring the message across to the girl and her granny that it is wrong to tampered with electrical wirings in a public supermarket."

How come some customer like that one?

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Singaporean Love to Stare at People and get Angry

Mr. Chao Ji Wai a retail supervisor in a local electronic department store complains to us that he had unknowingly became a victim of a starring incident. Mr. Chao just went for a toilet break. He was going for the hand washing basin after his business. What he didn't realize is that he is in the middle of a raging war between a middle age bald Chinese man and a young Bangladesh in his mid-twenties.

Mr. Chao started to realize that he is actually the buffer border between the warmongers when he looked at himself from the mirror. He was standing exactly in between two people that had been starring at each other for a long time.

The Chinese guy started to pull Mr. Chao over by the arm in an aggressive manner. The Chinese man told Chao: "You look, you look, at the sick pathetic Bangladesh, why he look me? Look my age, I am a Singaporean and I can retire anytime with loads of pension and money. Look at that f*cking Bangladesh, how much can he earn per year? I pitiful and pathetic third world country worker. He low status, so no look at me. I no same, I can look at him as I like."

When Chao was about to turn away, the Chinese man started to prompt Chao further: "Am I right? Young man, am I not right? You tell me, i want you tell me."

Mr. Chao didn't know how to response so he just pretended to look away while keep washing his hand.

The bald Chinese man went off angrily swearing and cursing the young Bangladesh man and the young Bangladesh starts to tell Mr. Chao what had happen: "I was simply starring blankly at the mirror just now, while waiting for the washing basin, the Chinese man turn and stare at me as if he wanted to kill me. I didn't know what really happen and I was thinking, is there anything wrong? So I just look back at him blankly and this was the time you came out and stand in between us."

Mr. Chao told us that in a prime and premier country like Singapore, he felt that he never expects a Singaporean will behave like this. Is Mr. Chao wrong to assume the attitudes of a Singaporean?

Link To This Complain:
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